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Posted on March 17, 2008

A “way-to-show-the-spirit” pat to the 45 people who woke up at 6 a.m. to blow up and tie thousands of balloons all around campus Wednesday morning.
From a grateful sophomore who appreciates your hard work in making campus look so festive for the 100th birthday week.

An “I-believe-chivalry-still-exists” pat to the member of Sigma Phi Epsilon that has been full force at trying to determine the truth of the allegations of a previous dart and doing everything in his power to correct the situation.
From someone who thinks it’s great that you’re so dedicated to helping JMU students not lose what little hope we have left for chivalry in today’s world.

A “consider-it-an-advance” dart to the JMU administration for allowing Parking Services to ticket students uncontrollably. Enjoy my money now!
From a pissed-off student who will donate not one penny to JMU as an alumnus.

A “you-sold-your-soul-to-the-Centennial-Campaign” dart to whoever chose the Centennial graduation speaker.
From a graduating senior who knows you should have to do more than donate money to be deemed an influential voice.

A “thank-God-I don’t-have-to-walk-a-mile-in-your shoes” pat to our drunk-bus drivers.
From a student who doesn’t always know how he gets home but knows that you guys have made sure he got back to campus for the last 4 years.

A “Slainte!” pat on our favorite holiday to the 23 people I fell in love with during the summer of 2006.
From a thirsty scholar who wishes we could all be together to celebrate just as hard as we did last year.