Beacon Hill Townes

Frontpage PDF

CLICK HERE FOR CURRENT PUZZLE ANSWERS

Blogs

Editor Obsession

Press Pass

McSports Report

Madison à la Mode

Spitting in the Mic

The Greek Spot

The Green Zephyr

Sealed with a Kiss

Don't Give in to Apathy

Evan Dyson Photography

Order photos

Opinion

Darts & Pats

Submit Your Own!

A “we-love-the-Pig!” pat to The Smokin’ Pig for creating a dog-friendly atmosphere by bringing out a water bowl to my dog during one of Harrisonburg’s recent hot days.
From a graduate and a 10-year-old chocolate lab who think you’re part of what makes Harrisonburg great.

A “thanks-for-not-darting-your-own-mistake” pat to the thousands of people who get parking tickets but don’t feel the need to write a dart. 
From a senior who had to pick up a second job to pay for all her tickets, but realizes that she could have paid off her student loans if she just parked where she was supposed to.

A “more-professors-should-be-like-you” pat to my history professors who have helped me enormously throughout my graduate school application process.
From your student who appreciates how much time you’ve dedicated to assisting her and will miss you greatly when she graduates.

A “you-guys-are-FIERCE” pat to the cast, director and production team of “Edges” during your amazing rehearsal process.
From a girl who wants you to know she thinks you’re all better than nine out of 10.

A “please-put-this-ridiculous-fad-to-rest” dart to the vast number of JMU girls who religiously sport Ugg boots and spandex like their lives depend on it.
From a puzzled junior who wonders whether you would commit murder if MTV told you it was fashionable.

A “we-may-have-the-lowest-grade-in-lab,-but-we’re-sucking-together” pat to my biology group, who even though we’re failing still never give up and dedicate five days a week to trying to pass.
From your lab partner who thinks it’s great that we still try so hard.

A “thanks-for-listening-to-my-always-lame-and-random-stories” pat to my friend who always listens to me even when I’m ranting about pirates and hippies.
From your friend, who appreciates you not judging the things that come out of her mouth.

“You-deserve-more-than-a-pat-here’s-a-hug” for everyone who donated to Food Fight Against Hunger.
From the Psychology Peer Advisors, who know that you are the change we wish to see in the world!

A “just-because-you’re-on-the-football-team-doesn’t-make-you-royalty” dart to the  group of football players that butted in front of a huge line in D-Hall to put their trays away.
From a spirited senior who hopes you learn some class at JMU.

A “thanks-for-making-me-smile” pat to the people in a red Toyota Celica blaring “The Circle of Life.”
From a fellow “Lion King” enthusiast.