An “are-we-in-Europe?” dart to every JMU student who walks into Carrier Library on the wrong side.
From a junior who wants to know when our society abandoned the idea of staying to the right.
A “thanks-for-having-my-best-interests-in mind” dart to the bookstore for buying back my unopened book at 25 percent of cost and then probably selling it for 100 percent.
From a broke student who now goes only to University Outpost.
A “keep-religiously-wearing-the-spandex-and-Uggs” pat to a large number of JMU girls.
From the male gender, who wants you to know they appreciate it.
A “‘Good-Day-Sunshine’” pat to the sun for coming out in the spring to warm us up.
From a sophomore who was tired of the dreary winter weather.
A “you-have-no-idea-what-you-just-lost” dart to IHOP for firing a server who has been a favorite of JMU students for the past 10 years.
From one of her many loyal customers who will be following her to her new job.
A “this-one-is-for-you-Muff” pat to a certain sophomore girl whose dream is to be recognized in the Darts & Pats feature.
From your future housemate who hopes this will be framed and put up to decorate our apartment next year.
A “¢entennial-$peaker” dart for their choice of the Centennial Class commencement speaker.
From an angry senior who expected the 100th year of history to mean more than a $2 million donation.
A “go-bananas” pat to a current SGA candidate and her campaign staff for making my day with their cute slogan.
From a sophomore who wishes you the best.
A “way-to-stay-classy” dart to the girls who walked behind me gossiping with the ferocity of a tabloid.
From a sophomore guy who doesn’t think anyone else needs to hear about your sordid happenings or your (apparently) loose friend.
A “thanks-for-working-with-me” pat to my professor for not automatically failing me.
From a sophomore guy who dropped the ball, knows it and appreciates your understanding.
