A “my-thoughts-exactly” pat to the author of the editorial defending D-Hall.
From D-Hall’s most loyal ADA (anonymous dessert addict).
An “I-thought-we-were-adults-here” dart to the JMU computers that block sites mentioning the word “sex.”
From a senior who thinks that your censorship is an insult to the entire student body.
An “our-life-should-be-a-sitcom” pat to my roommate for all the whimsical endeavors, drama and entertainment we create.
From a loving sophomore who is glad you’re only going next door but will miss you next year.
A “pay-it-forward” pat to the guy who found my JAC card in the Harrison parking lot and went out of his way return it.
From an extremely grateful senior who has lost her card every year and can’t afford a new one.
A “you’re-just-like-every-other-JMU-guy” dart to the old James Madison statue.
From a senior who thought we had something special until she saw all your pictures with other girls on Facebook and now has every intention of making you crazy jealous with Big Jim.
An “I-really-hope-you-got-a-ticket” dart to the Jersey sorority girl who took up two spaces in the Showker parking deck at 9 a.m. when there already weren’t enough spots.
From a grouchy sophomore.
A “don’t-be-so-easily-offended” dart to the freshman who thinks that a pair of tennis shoes on a cross is blasphemous.
From another freshman who knows that the shoes on the cross are there as a symbol of our daily walk with Christ.
A “Stone-Gate-has-never-looked-finer” pat to the sweet old man who cleans up after JMU party-goers every weekend.
From your four biggest groupies, who appreciate you more than you will ever know.
