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Darts & Pats

A “just-because-it’s-dark-doesn’t-mean-you’re-invisible” dart to the couple wrapped up in some action under the willow trees by Newman Lake last Thursday.
From a lakeside resident who hopes that next time you feel the need to release your mojo, you take it somewhere not illuminated by the glow of the parking deck.

A “thanks-for-making-JMU-better-than-the-rest” pat to the Darts & Pats section of The Breeze.
From a Duke who has heard a lot of Hokies say they wished their paper had this!

A “way-to-take-away-my-shade” dart to the people who insist on cutting down more of the fabulous trees on the Quad.
From a senior who remembers when the Quad had enough shade to enjoy and trees to climb.

A “free-speech,-free-publicity” dart to The Breeze for running the same story on the same minister every year.
From an annoyed student who thinks if we ignore him, he might just go away.

A “we-wish-we-had-joined-you” pat to the three people streaking the Quad Friday night.
From the two people who cheered you on.