Pat...
A "thanks-for-being-so-sweet" pat to the girl running on the treadmill next to me when I fell and was genuinely concerned and didn't laugh at all.

From a freshman who was just trying to cross train between exams.

Dart...
A "don't-ask-me-about-it" dart to the manager at a local electronics store who asked if I had a good party when I returned $8,000 in stereo equipment.

From a JMU student who likes to exploit 30-day, no-questions-asked return policies.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-the-adventures" pat to my partner-in-crime roommate for keeping the semester interesting with random purchases from various stores around the 'Burg.

From your equally psychotic roomie who understands the concept of "dude, we need this" when it comes to big, silly hats or kids' playhouses.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-the-rude-awakening" dart to the professor who, after stealing my parking spot, had the audacity to inform me of his hatred of all JMU students and the superiority he feels he should have over them.

From an angry senior who, among other things, does a lot for this school.

Pat...
A "way-to-brave-the-elements" pat to the awesome JMU Dining Services employees for making work fun on the snow day.

From your co-workers who were glad you were here on a frosty December day.

Dart...
A "move-it-and-lose-it" dart to the portly older man who was looking at pornography at the library while several students waited in line to do their work on the computer.

From a disgusted and hardworking student who thinks you should leave your nasty habit at home.