Dart...
A "cover it up" dart to the individual who ran naked through our hall the evening before break. 

Sent in by several disappointed Hillside females who think if you don’t have something impressive to show, keep it to yourself.

Pat...
A "thanks for being my rebound boy" pat to my ex’s roommate for showing me a good time Friday night.

Sent in by a junior who thinks you’re great and only wishes her old boyfriend was home to hear what he was missing.

Dart...
A "way to dumb down The Breeze" dart to the "A-fashion-nado" with his thoroughly annoying column. 

Sent in by an upset reader who hasn’t been able to stomach one of the articles long enough to actually finish reading it to the end, but knows that in 50 years, the "A-fashion-nado" will realize he wasted his life worrying about trivial crap.

Pat...
An "hope I see you again" pat to the guy playing basketball at UREC in a navy blue "SEV" shirt and silver Nike shorts.

Sent in by a girl working out on the stairmaster who thought it was great to see someone so cute, giving her incentive to work out longer.

Dart...
An "he/she who is without sin cast the first stone" dart to the senior who won’t let a happily married man look at the menu.

Sent in by the same shady alumni who enjoys browsing, but knows that what he’s already ordered is enough to satisfy a hungry man. Thank you!

Pat...
A "thanks so much" pat to the student who sent the JMU Telecom staff a flower arrangement. It’s students like you that keep us coming to work with smiles on our faces. You made our day!

Sent in by the Telecom staff who is greatly appreciative of your thoughtful effort.