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Tuesday, January 20, 2004 Updated: 01.21.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "way to fire up the blender" pat to my three senior roommates for helping take our pregame into overtime on a night we weren't even supposed to go out.

From a senior who's glad most of you will be here next year.

Dart...
A "thanks for not paying enough attention to the Count from 'Sesame Street' dart, to the guy who accidentally called 911, rather than 411, while looking for a number to a cab company.

From a junior who is capable of counting from one to 10.

Pat...
A "you rocked my socks off" pat to Jimmy and Friends who played Wednesday.

From a huge fan who enjoyed the food, drinks and, most of all, the music.

Dart...
A "don't fix it if it is not broken" dart to Information Technology for making the new e campus that much more complicated than it already was.

From a junior who wishes you would have left well enough it alone.

Pat...
A "you are the wind beneath my wings" pat to all the students and support staff who helped keep the JMU network running through an onslaught of computer viruses in the Fall. Without your cooperation, assistance, and patience things would have been much worse.

From a tired, Whack a Mole basher

Dart...
A "grow up and get a life" dart to the immature boys who trashed our apartment and picked a fight with one of our roommates.

From four girls who think that any guy who would fight a girl needs to be committed.

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