Pat...
A "way-to-feel-liberated" pat to my two roommates who streaked around our apartment complex with me after losing a bet after the tragic NY Jets’ loss on Saturday night.

From a junior girl who thinks our complex got quite a show.

Dart...
A "way-to-create-a-series-of-catastrophic-events" dart to the girls who sent a search party into our locked house to find stolen goods that we didn’t have, resulting in our front door being kicked down and us having a long night with the cops.

From three innocent girls who wish you’d keep us out of your life of crime.

Pat...
A "way-to-create-a-really-long-Web-site" pat to the student who created www.capitalonesucksbecausedukedoglost.com.

From several upperclassmen who are glad people are taking action to show the community’s disgust in the outcome of the 2004 Mascot Challenge.

Dart...
A "way-to-be-unsanitary" dart to the waitress who neglected to wash her hands in the bathroom.

From three disgusted girls who nearly threw up their wings.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-reminding-me-of-the-generosity-that’s-still-in-this-world" pat to the girl that offered to give me a ride when it was freezing Monday night.

From a gracious sophomore who has always wondered if anyone would ever be nice enough to offer such services.

Dart...
A "way-to-be-inconsiderate-of-the-injured" dart to the bus driver who closed the bus door on a girl on crutches.

From an angry girl who missed a quiz because she had to wait for another bus.