Thursday, January 20, 2005

House Editorial

The platform of the GOP, and that of President Bush, should come as no surprise to anyone within earshot of this fall’s mass-media campaign coverage. It also should come as no surprise that students — yes, students — were listening.

The Soapbox

As I was watching "Garden State" for the 12th time and looking around my room to find my reckless driving ticket, my mind began to wander. There is a burning question that I want answered. It’s not a very philosophical question — I have seen "Garden State" so many times I’ve already let go and jumped in. My big question is this: How can any normal person grow up to be a cop?

Through Murky Water

The adopted star of Fox’s "Who’s Your Daddy?" reality television show correctly picked her biological father from a field of contestants Monday, mercifully sparing viewers the gut-wrenching tragedy of an incorrect choice.