
Grin and Bear it
Students divulge mortifying moments
by Hali Chiet / contributing writer
It happens at one time or another. Hearts pound,
faces flush and palms sweat. One often looks around and wonders
if anyone was watching. It's a fall down a steep hill or a
trip in front of a crowd of people. Whatever the situation, embarrassing
moments seem to happen all too frequently to some, and the memory
remains for a long time.
Piercing Pain
Freshman Holley Simmons was faced with a humiliating
and unpleasant experience her sophomore year of high school. It
all started with her decision to get a navel piercing. After the
procedure was completed, Simmons quickly stood up, not realizing
how dizzy she was. "I passed out right then and there and fell
flat on my face," Simmons said. She ended up breaking her jaw
and had to have it completely wired shut, along with eight stitches
on her chin. "I was walking around for days talking so funny
and had to explain to everyone what had happened," Simmons
said. "But, now I am able to just laugh it off."
Full Frontal
This past summer, freshman Laura Dageforde experienced
one of her most mortifying moments on a family vacation to Emerald
Isle, N.C. Her parents told Dageforde and her younger brother that
they could each invite one friend. Dageforde brought a friend from
home, and her younger brother brought his friend Coleman. "We
all hung out together and had a lot of fun," she said. "However,
we all shared the same bathroom, separate from my parents."
One day, Dageforde was completely nude, changing into her bathing
suit in the bathroom when Coleman, almost 15 years old, walked in.
In complete shock, she stood there for a moment as he stared and
smiled with his mouth open wide. "As soon as I saw his eyes
start moving up and down, I snapped out of it, grabbed a towel and
shoved him out of the bathroom," Dageforde said. Upon returning
to the beach, she told her friend and her mom what had happened,
and they replied, "Poor Coleman! He must have been so embarrassed!"
False Alarm
Shortly after returning from Thanksgiving break,
freshman Kenta Ferrin experienced an embarrassing moment. Upon entering
his dorm, Ferrin heard a loud beeping noise, which, at the time,
he believed to have been the fire alarm. He ran down the hall, searching
for the Resident Adviser and warning everyone to evacuate the building.
After his entire hall evacuated and then returned to building, the
RA told everyone that the noise was only an alarm clock. Everyone
on the hall had a good laugh, except Ferrin. "I really think
there should be a distinct sound difference between fire alarms
and clock alarms," Ferrin said.
Quick Trip
Junior Kelly McCormack had her most embarrassing moment her freshman
year at JMU. It began with her decision to wear a pair of three-inch
heels. While rushing to the bus stop in her heels, she ran right
into a parked car. "I was in such a rush, and I ended up spraining
my ankle," McCormack said. "The entire busload of people
saw me, but, luckily, I was able to make it onto the bus."
She hasn't worn heels until just recently.
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