Pat...
A “way-to-be-sneaky” pat to the shirtless guy who evaded the cops by jumping over a balcony and then entered my apartment looking for a party.

From a neighbor who was entertained by your antics while she was watching the commotion outside.

Dart...
A “wocka-wocka-wocka” dart to my friend and his girlfriend for having to put muppet puppets on their hands to resolve their conflicts.

From someone who finds it disturbing that you have to talk through Fozzie and Ms. Piggy puppets to resolve conflicts.

Dart..
A “way-to-keep-the-hall-awake” dart to the three girls dressed in heels who decided to make a music video between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m. on Tuesday night.

From serious students who would’ve liked to have slept instead of hearing heels running down the halls.

Dart...
A “way-to-be-irresponsible” dart to the two girls at the bus stop who, at different times, casually dropped their gum and candy wrappers on the ground when the trash can was two feet away.

From an environment-friendly student who thinks it is a shame that even though the dropped trash was so little, the gesture of littering was so big.

Pat...
A “your-patience-was-infinite” pat to our extremely considerate waiter for being so understanding with a party of 15 loud freshmen.

From one of the 15 who was embarrassed by her friend’s behavior.

Dart...
A “you-made-me-think-10-times-less-of-you” dart to the girl who stole a “Support our Troops” magnet from someone’s car.

From your friend who thinks if you support our troops, you should buy the magnet yourself.