Monday, January 24, 2005

House Editorial

You may have noticed the attendance tapering off in your classes this time of year, and chances are good that it has more to do with the sniffles filling those awkward silences in your conversations than the weather.

So I Was Thinking

If you’re reading this, chances are you’re a pseudo-intellectual liberal who secretly only is at JMU because you didn’t get into UVa. Naturally, because only such people read the opinion page.