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Monday, January 26, 2004 Updated: 01.28.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "the world could use a few more people like you" pat to the girl who found my cell phone at the bus stop and went to a great deal of trouble to get it back to me.

From an absent-minded senior who needs to worry more about the little things rather than his senior thesis.

Dart...
A "why don't we tie you naked to a tree and leave you out in the cold" dart to a certain Frisbee player.

From a dog-loving senior girl who happened to walk by Hillside field during your Frisbee game and spot your pooch tied to a tree in below-freezing weather.

Pat...
A "you-saved-our-bumpers" pat to the guy who stopped to see if his bungee cords could tug our car out of a ditch Friday night.

From two terrified senior girls who can't quite explain how their car became suspended at a railroad crossing for two hours.

Dart...
A "please keep your racial ignorance to yourself" dart to the seashell-wearing Philistine who preached that entire races of people are condemned.

From a nauseated bystander who thinks that people should be judged by their actions and not by their race or religion.

Pat...
A "we-owe-you-one" pat to the delightful girls of Pheasant Run who made sure we had a ride out there and a ride home Saturday night.

From four sophomores guys who appreciate avoiding the wait for the bus on nights that are too cold to think straight.

Dart...
A "you-give-smokers-a-bad-name" dart to the girls smoking right outside of the front doors to ISAT where it clearly says to smoke elsewhere.

From a nonsmoking student who knows smokers are tired of the persecution, but thinks you are just bringing it on yourselves.

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