Dart...
An "I saw your hand under the desk" dart to the guy in my class who insisted upon playing with himself during our professor's lecture on Sigmund Freud.

Sent in by a student who thinks your mother would be ashamed and that you should listen to your superego when it tells you to "save it for later in the privacy of your own home."

Pat...
A "thanks for making dinner fun" pat to the "bam guy" who serves stews and soups at D-hall topped with spices which he throws down with a "bam," Emeril Lagasse style.

Sent in by a student who thinks it is nice to see someone not only take pride in their job but be enthusiastic about it as well.

Dart...
An "I can't take the carbonation anymore!" dart to an eating establishment for taking over three weeks to fix the fountain drink machine with the lemonade, Powerade and iced tea.

Sent in by a disgruntled, avid lemonade drinker who just wants his lemonade back.

Pat...
A "thanks for acknowledging my racquetball skills" pat to the available freshmen who sent in a pat saying she always walks by our intense games on court 8.

Sent in by that blond haired racquetball player who is offering his help for free and wishes you would send him a sign the next time you walk by.

Dart...
A "we did our work now you do yours" dart to our professor who has taken more than six weeks to grade our work from last semester.

Sent in by a group of students who don't understand what you do with your time and how you can call yourself a professor.

Pat...
A "thanks for cleaning" pat to the two super-rad girls who came upstairs, battled our trash and mildew and made our suite livable for the first time in months.

Sent in by four appreciative sophomores who no longer have to hold their breaths while walking through their suite.