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Thursday, January 29, 2004 Updated: 02.01.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "thanks for proving that sweet guys at JMU do exist" pat to the boys that helped push our car after it got stuck in the snow and also to the gems that shoveled us out of the Commons' parking lot for 20 minutes.

From some South View girls who decided it would be a great idea to venture out in the blizzard in their not-so-snow-equipped car.

Dart...
A "don't you know how to play nice" dart to the random guy who body checked me into a parked car when I just wanted to start an innocent snowball fight with strangers at 3 a.m.

From a senior who now has two cracked ribs and a future addiction to Codeine thanks to you.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-making-me-smile" pat to the cute guy in a 24/7 gas station Saturday night who was singing "I'm Every Woman" along with the radio.

From a girl who was very happy finally to see a guy who is confident enough in his masculinity not to have to act macho all the time.

Dart...
An "are-you-kidding-me" dart to the girl at UREC in her polo shirt, collar up, with expensive jewelry on the Precor.

From a group of girls who want to thank you for the early laugh and who think it's OK to take off your jewelry, put down the collar and wear a T-shirt at UREC.

Pat...
A "good-thinking" pat to UREC for tinting the windows between the weight room and the pool.

From a self-conscious swimmer who no longer worries about toweling off to an audience.

Dart...
An "I'm freezing my short and curlies off" dart to JMU and the Harrisonburg Department of Public Transporation for starting school before the buses were running and not telling anyone that they weren't running.

From a bald student who waited 45 minutes for the bus not to come.

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