Dart...
An "I'm not trying to oppress you" dart to the random femi-Nazi who verbally assaulted me when I simply held the door open for her at College Center.

Sent in by a gentleman who believes that not only is chivalry not dead, but that language like that is unbecoming of anyone.

Pat...
A "thanks for being a great guy" pat to the random guy who quickly cleaned up my alfredo sauce in PC Dukes without thinking twice when I spilled it trying to get my lunch in a hurry Monday.

From an appreciative junior who thanks you for just being a good person without hesitation.

Dart...
A "why would you choose to have a fire drill on the night of the big 'Friends' episode?" dart to the staff of a certain hall who scheduled a very unthoughtful drill.

Sent in by an irritated resident who doubts that you'll be done keying into every room in time for us to see the newest developments in the Rachel/Joey situation.

Pat...
A "you make my day" pat to the best Mexican import since tequila who's kept me — and my roommates — from sleeping since classes started.

Sent in by the girl in red walking around campus with a grin from ear to ear.

Dart...
A "please keep Fievel the mouse off my desk" dart to an airhead of a residence advisor who thinks that mice running across my homework and sleeping in my shower basket is "not that bad."

Sent in by a grossed-out student who would like to take a shower and study without the presence of furry, four-legged critters who think they know the answers to my calculus homework.

Pat...
A "thanks for making a beautiful day brighter" pat to the music makers on the Quad Tuesday for sharing their practice time with all of us.

From an overworked sophomore in Wampler Hall who is grateful for the chords of sunshine you extended into his room.