Dart...
A "who does that" dart to the unknown stranger who broke into my apartment late Friday night and pissed on my bedroom door.

Sent in by a distraught transfer student who wonders what kind of people go here, anyway.

Pat...
A "you saved my life and I wish I could remember who you are" pat to the girl who pulled me out of a manhole last Friday night.

From a senior girl who can't believe she has a story about falling in a manhole to tell her kids and who would also like to thank the crazy kids who helped fish her shoes out.

Dart...
A "thanks for ruining Parents Weekend" dart to the drunken students playing croquet through the Quad and commons Saturday.

From a student who thinks that promoting T-shirts that say "I caused your daughter's abortion" should get your organization shut down because you are an embarrassment to the school and your own parents.

Pat...
A "I'm singing out of the rain" pat to the girl who selflessly gave me a ride back to my apartment after I locked my keys and my phone in my car in the pouring down rain at ISAT.

Sent in by a very grateful guy, who might still be standing in the parking lot had she not been a sweetheart.

Dart...
A "thanks for the wake up call" dart to the Marching Royal Dukes on our only day of the week to sleep in.

Sent in by two Shorts Hall roommates who wish the band would find somewhere else for pregame practice.

Pat...
A "thanks for making me piss myself" pat to the guy who made me laugh extremely hard by describing George W. Bush as "our level headed, straight talkin', example of good character president."

From a student who wouldn't put George's picture next to the definition of honest.