"One to hold the lightbulb, one to keep drinking 'til the room spins."
Mike Tuddenham
freshman, undecided

"Death by Magumbo."
Sonya Abbott
senior, biology

"And the priest said, 'Do we have time for that?'"
Michelle L. Wiesen
senior, psychology

"So I kicked her in the 'hey how ya doin.'"
Chris Hogan
senior, psychology