Dart...
A "drive-in-designated-areas-only" dart to the JMU policeman driving the white JMU van who came within inches of hitting me Thursday morning.

From a senior girl who didn’t think looking both ways on a campus sidewalk at 9 a.m. should be a priority, but will soon be making it one.

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A "thanks-for-doing-something-so-sweet-it-made-me-cry" pat to the guy who frantically ran in Mrs. Greens to give his girlfriend flowers and propose to her in front of everyone.

From a girl who doesn’t even know you but thinks it was the sweetest thing on earth and wishes you the best of luck.

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A "your-good-samaritan-act-surprised-me" pat to the football player who helped a clumsy freshman pick up his tray in D-hall.

From two fans who appreciated your spirit of kindness.

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A "way-to-make-me-lose-my-faith-in-humanity" dart to the jerk who stole my triangle sunglasses at an 80s party last weekend.

From a devastated senior girl who doesn’t appreciate you ruining her tacky ensemble and night by stealing the coolest thing that 65 cents can buy.

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An "I-don’t-recall-your-team-getting-to-the-AFC-Championship-game-anytime-lately" dart to the Steelers fan who complained about how devoted some Eagles fans were.

From a junior who thinks Steelers fans should be excited that they’ll finally see a good Pennsylvania team play in Pittsburgh Nov. 7.

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A "you-hit-like-a-girl" dart to the random person that showed up at my classy private party and punched me in the face when I asked him to leave.

From a bruise-less senior who thinks people like you give townies a bad name and hopes you come back when he’s not so tired.