House Editorial

Benocrats crave celebrity in Va

Fame is a curious thing — it’s hard to believe that someone’s stint in the limelight can be extended because the B in his name easily replaces the J in another; and to think that this came in handy twice.

The aforementioned actor is of course Ben Affleck, who was once famous for hit films like “Good Will Hunting,” but has since found his last five movies have not worked out very well for him (“Gigli” and “Surviving Christmas” barely grossed $20 million combined in the United States).  But, the Democratic Party is a very forgiving group of individuals.

Yes, the Washington Post has reported that Virginia Democrats have tossed around the idea of a “Benator,” to borrow a term from the Post. This seems very much like a Hail Mary play from a group who has been out of power since Clinton headed north.

Regardless of the wing you favor, it is hard to imagine Senator Affleck. While he may be able to play the part, his time with Jennifer Lopez should prove that he is easily influenced. During his time on the Lo, his head was a shining beacon of moisturizer and gel, he was generally blinded by the behind and became a source of jewelry for the mass-proclaimed diva. While he would not be the first senator to be swayed, it is obvious that he can be led to extremes, as suddenly you see him pawing at Hillary Clinton’s behind on a yacht for her campaign video with a borrowed beat.

While Affleck has not confirmed accepting the notion of running for office, the idea of celebrities in politics will only continue to grow.  Ronald Reagan, that nutty cowboy, became a prime example that must have made other celebrities drool. Who knows what Affleck will do. But, sadly, this rumor will not be going away, and if it becomes a reality, it won’t be long before a Lil’ John crunk Congress.