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Thursday, October 14, 2004

 

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

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A "thanks-for-making-me-feel-like-a-little-kid-again" pat to the guy on the Quad who decided the only way to get his kite to fly was to ride his bike in circles while holding it.

From a stressed out sophomore girl who was reminded to sit back and enjoy the little details of life.

Pat...
An "I’m-so-proud-of-you" pat to a certain writer who has overcome her own problem and now helps keep others from ending up where she did.

From a senior girl who is grateful that your strength and intelligence have allowed you to reach out to JMU.

Dart...
A "call-the-exterminator-already" dart to the managers at Festival for not caring about their mouse problem.

From a junior who actually had a mouse run up his pants while watching football from a bean bag on Sunday.

 

 

Dart...
A "way-to-keep-us-on-our-toes" dart to Pastrami’s Deli for not actually having pastrami on the menu.

From two physics majors who won’t take things for granted anymore.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-making-my-friends-feel-safe" pat to the security guard who knocked on their door in response to three girls screaming from a tickle fight.

From an appreciative sophomore who thinks anyone who hears a lady screaming should see what’s up.

Pat...
A "spoon-on" pat to the JMU Spooning Club — we are going to rock campus soon.

From your godfather and ambassador of the spoon.

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