Name: Maria Heiser

Year: Sophomore

Hometown: York, Pennsylvania

Major: Accounting

If you could be a kitchen utensil, what would you be and why? A spoon because I love spooning.

What would you take with you on a deserted island and why? Chocolate — to keep me sane.

What’s your favorite make-out song? Your song by Elton John

What’s your favorite JMU memory? Mudsliding during Hurricane Isabel.

What was your dream job when you were a kid? To be a teacher.