Pat...
A "hell-yeah" pat to the University Program Board for bringing Alien Ant Farm and 311 to JMU for an amazing concert.

From a stoked senior who thinks 311 is greater than God.

Dart...
A "you at least could have apologized for your failings" dart to the sexually inept guy who crashed at my house and felt the need to relieve himself in the corner of my room on my irreplaceable pictures of Italy and didn't even apologize.

From a junior girl who thinks you need to invest in a pair of Depends and a lot of manners.

Pat...
A "who knows what else might have happened if you hadn't been there" pat to the JMU Police for saving my car from utter destruction from the inebriated jerk who chose to take out his drunken anger on my poor little Toyota.

From a hall director who's glad that officers keep watch in the wee hours of the night.

Dart...
A "learn how to show respect to your students" dart to a certain professor who so rudely snatched newspapers off students' desks, then scolded them in front of classmates for having the papers in class.

From a student who doesn't like to see fellow students being treated like elementary school children by professors who are having a bad day.

Pat...
A "way to make our Fall Break in Harrisonburg so wonderful" pat to the three sweet, gorgeous and hilarious girls who outdid themselves preparing us a delicious fajita dinner.

From three very appreciative JMU bachelors who only wish we could get girls as great as you.

Dart...
A "get-a-life" dart to whoever decided to write a petition asking JMU to ban the use of FLEX to buy cigarettes.

From an agitated freshman who thinks you should stop interfering in everyone else's lives and petition for a real problem.