Dart...
A "nice-excuse-for-music" dart to the bus driver who decided to impose a talk show on innocent students just trying to make it to Wal-mart. .

From a freshman girl who thinks you should buy some headphones if you want to continue listening to your political jargon because she’s pretty sure no one else does.

Pat...
A "way-to-fool-everyone" pat to the creative ladies who hosted a "You got Punk’d" party this weekend.

From one of the many people that was duped into dressing up for a theme that didn’t exist.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-making-my-walk-entertaining" pat to the boys who were walking around the commons with their hands on their heads, playing "dodge the D-hall oranges"

From a sophomore who wonders where you get your ideas.

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An "I’m-glad-you-were-on-your-front-porch" pat to my neighbor for defending my political sign when someone got out of their car in the middle of the night to try to steal it.

A "thanks-for-loving-our-furball" pat to the people who found, fed and took car of our kitten when he ran away.

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A "thanks-for-the-15-minute-laugh" pat to the landscaper outside of Huffman Hall who got himself — along with his lawn mower — stuck in the bush outside our window.

From two sophomore girls who encouraged you from their window and clapped when you got out unharmed.

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A "you’re-still-cool-in-my-book" pat to the kid I used to pass on my way to the Modular Buildings who jumped down the stairs on his bike between the Convo and UREC.

From someone who wishes that you had worn a helmet today and that you get better soon.

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A "could-you-be-any-more-ignorant?" dart to the people who scrawled offensive religious slurs all over the sidewalk of a residence hall.

From a freshman resident who would love to see you get a taste of their own medicine.

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A "thanks-for-loving-our-furball" pat to the people who found, fed and took car of our kitten when he ran away.

From four girls who would have been devastated if anything bad had happened to their little kitty.