Dart...
A "wake-up-and-look-at-yourself" dart to the WVU member who wrote the letter to the editor. WVU fans cursed, spit, pushed and threw beer at JMU fans and you have the nerve to complain about a cheer calling your team "overrated," which they are.

From a diehard Dukes fan who was at the game and thinks you should take the blinders off and see how obnoxious your fans are before you point fingers at others.

Pat...
A "rage-against-the-machine" pat to the girl in ISAT who helped me fight the drink machine when it stole three drinks worth of money and only gave us one drink.

From a junior who enjoyed the drink and appreciates you sacrificing it to quench her thirst.

Pat...
A "check-that-one-off-the-list" pat to the group of senior girls who streaked the Quad to complete their list of things they want to do before they graduate.

From a senior who loves your adventurous spirits and commitment to completing the list.

Pat...
An "I-don’t-care-if-you-were-showing-off-because-it-was-just-that-cool" pat to the guy who rode up a hill on only his back bike tire.

From a wheely-challenged onlooker who thought your trick was quite impressive.

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A "holy-splat" pat to the guy on the bike who crashed into the tree in front of the library while waving to his friends.

From two bystanders who believe that you should keep your pride because you make people-watching a heck of a lot better.

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A "now-you-can-do-my-laundry" dart to the kids who left a condom on my pillow as some sort of sick joke.

From a freshman who can only say she’s happy it wasn’t used.