Dart...
A "look-at-yourself" dart to the girl on Saturday night who ended up puking all over the bus and ignored my suggestions.

From someone who’s seen you act like this before and believes you should be able to control yourself by now.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-being-an-amazing-little-brother" pat to my freshman brother who lifts my spirits every time I see him by telling me how pretty I look.

From your junior sister who doesn’t know how she made it through two years of college without you here

Pat...
A "thanks-for-doing-your-business-and-leaving" pat to the guy who came into the bathroom while my boyfriend and I were having sex.

From a senior who wanted a memorable night at JMU and definitely got it.

Pat...
A "what-a-great-friend" pat to the girl Saturday night who took care of her belligerent, puking friend and stuck by her side even when they were kicked off of the bus because of her.

From a bystander who watched your loyalty and admires you for your beauty both inside and out.

Dart...
A "did-you-forget-your-team-has-lost-the-last-three-NFC-championships?" dart to all the obnoxious Eagles fans at Biltmore Grill every Sunday who ruin our Steelers-watching experience.

From two die-hard Steelers fans who realize the west is best in Pa. and looks forward to your silence when we release some "Cowher Power" on Nov. 7.

Pat...
A "way-to-show-your-JMU-spirit" pat to the guy dressed up in a chicken costume who came to chat with my tour.

From a senior girl who is really going to miss the random and hilarious things that happen every day on campus.

Dart...
An "as-if-there-weren’t-thousands-of-other-books" dart to the jerk who stole my biology book from the library Monday night. I hope you fulfill your passion for studying cell division.

From a frustrated senior who can’t afford to waste any more money on GenEd books.