Dart...
A "buy-a-pair-of-headphones-and-get-over-it" dart to girl who darted the bus driver’s radio choice. You’re only on the bus for a few minutes

From a senior who knows that if he had to drive for 12 hours every day, he’d listen to whatever he wanted to.

Pat...
A "way-to-be-incarcerated" pat to the girl who was escorted out of D-hall in handcuffs.

From two Dining Services employees who never thought they would see the day.

Pat...
A "you-made-our-apartment-a-whole-new-world" pat to the random guys across the way who danced and sang the entire soundtrack of "Aladdin" at the top of their lungs.

From two girls in who wanted to go out and celebrate Homecoming but were stuck inside studying for midterms instead and were surprised and entertained by your singing.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-going-out-of-your-way-to-get-me-where-I-was-going" pat to the lady who gave me a ride in the middle of her dinner party

From a girl who still doesn’t know how she ended up on your doorstep — or even where your doorstep was — when she was trying to meet her friend, and appreciates your help.

Pat...
A "way-to-be-inquisitive" pat to the two people who called D-hall Saturday night and asked about every item on the menu.

From two cashiers who appreciated that you wanted us to have a good time that night.

Dart...
A "don’t-you-have-better-things-to-do" dart to the immature boy who followed me around campus insisting that I pet his pet banana, which he had tied to a string.

From a senior who found it completely obnoxious, especially since she was obviously in the middle of a conversation on her cell phone.