Pat...
A "thanks-for-your-donation" pat to the kind soul who dropped his or her $10 at D-hall. We went to a movie and ice cream on you.

From two poor sophomore girls who were delighted for the extra cash.

Pat...
A "you-are-angels" pat to the students who stopped and offered me assistance after I sprained my ankle in the parking lot.

From the faculty member who wonders why so many people walked by me lying on the sidewalk.

Dart...
A "I’m-‘tired’-of-your-immaturity" dart to the three guys who spray-painted my spare tire pink and rolled it down Devon Lane.

From a senior who doesn’t find it funny that you left a tricycle on his front porch, saying that it should equal the damages.

Pat...
A "thanks-from-the-community" pat to the JMU students who had a really cool haunted house for the neighborhood children.

From an Old Town mom who complains about loud parties but recognizes that there are lots of good things about coexisting with college students.

Dart...
A "way to predict the future" dart to The Breeze for reporting the peeping tom incident that will occur on Nov. 29 at 8:39 a.m.

From three junior guys who find it funny that proofreading is not a requirement.

Dart...
A "way-to-be-shortsighted" dart to all the girls at JMU who have tattoos on the small of their back.

From your angry fetus who is going to cause you great pain when you can’t get an epidural.