Dart...
A "you really don't have a good voice so please stop singing" dart to a certain female resident who keeps her door open with her horrible music pumped up and insists on singing up and down the hallways.

Sent in by someone down the hall who is tired of putting up with it. Please stop singing.

Pat...
A "you make steaming underwear look great" pat to the hot JMU blonde who works at Victoria's Secret in the Valley Mall.

From a senior who went in to buy his girlfriend a birthday present and left wishing that you were his girlfriend instead.

Dart...
A "we hope Wal Mart sells shampoo" dart to the girl who got a beer poured on her head by our awesome roommate Saturday night.

From two juniors who think that you got what you deserved and want to tell you to think twice before you mess with our roommate again.

Pat...
An "I love you girls" pat to my roommates for putting vodka in my water bottle before class.

Sent in by your little ballerina who enjoyed ballet class a little more than usual thanks to your prank.

Dart...
A "get a clue" dart to the professor who asked me if I was going to perform a terrorist act on the ISAT bridge when I was doing global positioning work for my geographic information systems class.

Sent in by an Iranian-American student who is proud to be American and sick and tired of ignorant people like you.

Pat...
An "I feel better knowing there are people like you in this world" pat to the boys who fearlessly moved cars and fought the fire along with the fire fighters Saturday at the Commons.

From two girls who saw that you did everything you could have done and more on a day when most could only stare.