Pat...
A "way-to-keep-your-pledges-alive" pat to the sororities that were able to conduct successful initiation parties without sending anyone to the hospital.

From a senior sorority sister who has been doing this for a while and is proud to say that her chapter's pledges can remember their initiation experience.

Dart...
A "this-isn't-'Grand-Theft-Auto-III'" dart to the crazed freak who almost hijacked a car Saturday night..

From a sophomore who suggests you pay more attention to who is driving before you attempt to climb in a car.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-buying-us-our-wake-up-call" pat to my professor for taking his students out for coffee instead of having class.

From a grateful senior who loves the opportunity not to hike up the hill to ISAT.

Dart...
A "you better not knock off an ABC store with my plates on your car" dart to the impromptu thief who jacked my license plate off the front of my car.

From a bewildered driver who was only in the parking garage for 20 minutes and hopes to eradicate all plate theft.

Pat...
A "way-to-represent-the-motherlands" pat to the Asian Student Union for putting on yet another successful culture show.

From a senior who enjoyed all of the performances, but was bummed at not winning the gift certificate for great Asian food.

Dart...
A "why must you be the bane of our existence" dart to the police officers who broke up our party Saturday night.

From four roommates who wonder why they couldn't get a warning before being fined.