Dart...
A"girls don't play?" dart to the columnist who attempted to educate us about players, yet neglected to mention that there are also female versions of the species.

Sent in by a junior who was miffed by your ignorance of the fact that women can wreak emotional havoc just as well as guys.

Pat...
A "way to end the home season" pat to the football team.

Sent in by a graduating senior who faithfully has attended all home games for four years and couldn't be happier to see such an exciting game for her last one.

Dart...
A "honey grow a backbone" dart to the girl who stood outside ISAT Wednesday and took verbal abuse from an immature guy who clearly needs some help in anger management.

Sent in by a concerned onlooker who thinks you deserve some serious r e s p e c t.

Pat...
A "these pretzels are making me thirsty" pat to a certain junior girl for surprising me at work the other day.

Sent in by a senior guy who thinks you're a sweetheart and appreciates the gesture.

Dart...
A "right back at ya" dart to the Gifford resident who screamed a certain expletive repeatedly at 3 a.m. until someone let him into his building.

From a sophomore who likes to get some sleep at night without having to worry about drunk freshmen forgetting their JAC cards and crying about it.

Pat...
A "you brought help and smiles" pat to the people who brought the pipin hot chocolate and those who donated to make Homeless Night Out a huge success.

From a member of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. who slept on the commons comforted by JMU's contributions to a good cause.