Pat...
A "thanks-for-seeing-if-I-was-dead" pat to the nice girl and guy that checked on me after I wrecked my bike on the Godwin bridge.

From a junior who thinks it’s great you made sure he was OK before laughing at what must have been a hilarious crash.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-reminding-me-what-eighth-grade-feels-like" dart to everyone at the "Alexander" premiere Tuesday night who couldn’t handle the idea of homosexuality.

From someone who wishes you guys could grow beyond your own insecurities and remember that the ancient Greeks lived in a very different culture from ours.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-reminding-us" dart to whomever is responsible for leaving the scoreboard on the whole weekend after the football game when it’s usually turned off right after the game.

From a heartbroken senior who wishes he didn’t have to go to bed every night seeing 24-27 outside his bedroom window.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-attempting-to-use-me-as-a-sled-down-the-stairs" dart to the resident of my hall who managed to knock me down a whole flight of stairs.

From a badly bruised freshman who managed to hit every stair on the way down.

Dart...
An "it-was-disappointing-to-sit-with-you" dart to the depressing fans in pay seats at the football game.

From a student who couldn’t fit into the student section and was given dirty looks from all the people across the field.

Dart...
A "shut-your-yapper" dart to every individual in the library who thinks that the "no cell phones" sign doesn’t apply to them.

From a junior girl who remembers when the library was a quiet place to study.