Dart...
A "get off your asses and fix this" dart to whoever has allowed Wampler Hall to be without hot water since we returned from Thanksgiving break.

From a resident who thinks cleanliness is next to Godliness except when he's cursing the ice water he's forced to bathe in.

Pat...
A "way to represent" pat to The Marching Royal Dukes who made JMU proud as they rocked the entire Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

From a proud junior who was so happy to see you guys in NYC for the real thing.

Dart...
A "why don't you buy your boyfriend a leash" dart to the girl who tried to start a fight with me at a party on Saturday after her man hit on me al night. It's not my fault you can't keep him in line.

Sent in by an innocent bystander who was nice enough not to hurt you despite comments about her outfit and "big butt" and is glad she at least got $5 out of the whole mess from guys watching the "fight" who, by the way, offered her $20 if she actually would have hit you.

Pat...
A "way to spice things up" pat to my sexy friend who was adventurous enough to hook up with me in the library and under the night sky.

Sent in by an excited senior who can't wait to do it again and who will never give up her secret spot.

Dart...
A "what the heck are we paying you for?" dart to the College of Business that not only makes us pay for copies and print jobs, but has decided it can't afford staplers in Showker.

Sent in by a broke and frustrated business major.

Pat...
A "you must be an angel of mercy" pat to the wonderful guy in Parking Services who didn't give me a ticket before Thanksgiving break, even though I was parked in a spot requiring a permit.

From a stressed out senior who needed the extra time saved to study by parking illegally near her class to turn in her paper. You deserved the best Thanksgiving ever.