Pat...
A "home-is-where-the-heart-is" pat to all of my sweet friends who house me, entertain me and save my sanity from the wicked witch who is my roommate.

From a grateful chick who is relieved to know she has friends while her evil roommate sits alone in her room watching "Full House."

Dart...
A "50-mile-per-hour-impacts-hurt" dart to the people who threw a water balloon at me from their car.

From a junior whose leg is still bruised and wishes that the culprits would find something better to do at 2 a.m.

Pat...
A "keep-on-pumping" to the guy in his living room who left his blinds open while using a male-enhancing pump device.

From a disgusted senior who thinks its funny that you not only bought the pump, but also the foot-pedal attachment.

Pat...
A "that’s-how-a-woman-should-be-kissed" pat to my partner — even though it was a $5 bet, I would gladly do it again for free.

From a wound-up woman who has another reason to think of you as her favorite bus driver.

Pat...
A "you’re-saving-lives" pat to the maintenance crew for allowing us to reverse our peep holes so we don’t walk in our apartment and get hit with a sock full of pennies.

From two roommates who are afraid of their other two roommates.

Dart...
A "where-are-your-priorities" dart to my roommate who tried to beat me up for talking during "The O.C."

From a roommate whose face is bruised a little less than his heart.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-brightening-up-a-rainy-Saturday-tour" pat to the group of people — including the guy who stripped down to a checkered speedo — who crab-walked down the Quad in front of my tour.

From a Student Ambassador who had just finished telling her tour that you can see some pretty crazy things on the Quad and was glad to have you right there as an example.