Dart...
A "thanks for making my college experience miserable" dart to a certain professor in the College of Business who thinks he has the ability to teach students but is sadly mistaken.

Sent in by a finally graduating senior who soon will be making much more than you at a Big-5 accounting firm, despite the fact that they had to stay an extra semester because of you.

Pat...
A "wow you're honest" pat to the respectful residents of Chesapeake side A for not taking anything from a load of laundry that was left in the dryer since Thanksgiving. I am lucky to live with such classy people.

From a forgetful freshman with a clean, untainted load of socks and underwear.

Dart...
A "you need to be flushed" dart to the poopitrator who left cups of human feces in our room.

From two roommates who will be locking their door from now on.

Pat...
A "thanks for arousing my interest" pat to the girl who was at Lakeside Friday night and made continual eye contact with me whenever I looked up from my otherwise mindless and boring job.

Sent in by an anxious junior who is interested in what you were thinking and wishes we could have been adults and introduced ourselves.

Dart...
A "way to ruin a great fraternity" dart to the current brothers of SAE for feeling the need to boost their egos by hazing their pledges.

Sent in by a former brother who is disappointed that the actions of a few individuals lacking self-confidence have destroyed a great fraternity built by so many.

Pat...
A "way to be healthy" pat to the people who are open and happy with their sexuality. Excitement and adventure are components of a healthy relationship.

Sent in by a senior who thinks the guy darting intimate relations should take a hint and more people should spice up their relationships.