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Thursday, December 6, 2001 Updated: 11.04.02

Novel reads

Literary critic lists 2001's top five
by Zak Salih / senior writer

courtesy of KNOPF

Oskar Schindler. David Letterman. The New York Times. What do they have in common, you ask? Why, they all have lists. Ah, yes. Lists. As 2001, with all its triumphs and tragedies, folds to a close, newspapers and magazines are stuffed with lists like a Christmas stocking. Best Movies of the Year, important Historic Events, best Songs of the Year and even The Celebrities We Saw This Year That We Could Do Without — the list (no pun intended) goes on and on. While some of them are credible, others ridiculous and others still revered like ancient deities, almost all of the "Year's Best" lists are entertaining to read.

Well, my fellow readers, it appears that yours truly has caught list-fever as well. I've decided to provide a list of the five best books of 2001. I am almost certain that the books I've mentioned below, in no particular order, will get boos and hisses from the global community of literary critics. Some of them are not the epitome of what classic literature should be. I've chosen these books because of their curiosity, ingenuity and style. And hey, I think they're pretty entertaining reads, too. The books I've chosen may raise a few eyebrows or incite a few frowns, but it's a truthful list. Hopefully, the selections are as honored to be there as I am to have read them.

1. "The Dying Animal" by Philip Roth — Short and sweet, this book is more of a novella than a novel, but for my first outing with Roth, it was filling and finished far too quickly (think of it as a gourmet Big Mac). "Animal" is the third in a trilogy of books concerning college professor David Kepesh's exploration of the sexual world; this third concerns his reflection on an affair with a 24-year-old Cuban student. Sexually explicit as it is, Roth also is explicit in his description of Kepesh's rumination on sexual longing and the bitter residue of the relationship that has turned him into Keats' "dying animal."

2. "Fury" by Salman Rushdie — I reviewed this book earlier in the fall and what I said then is still true. Rushdie's tongue-in-cheek satire features another professor, this one an expatriate from India who tries to escape his Harry Potter-esque creation in, of all places, New York City. There are passages in this novel that flow like water and reverberate as loudly as violent surf. Whether it's the Elian Gonzalez fiasco, the convoluted 2000 Presidential election ("Gush versus Bore"), or the chaos of urban existence, Rushdie adeptly handles "The City That Never Sleeps" and describes it as truthfully as any contemporary American writer could.


courtesy of RANDOM HOUSE

3. "The Fourth Hand" by John Irving — In the afterward to "The Fourth Hand," Irving says the nucleus for the novel was sparked after he saw the first successful hand transplant on the evening news. The result is the farcical story of Patrick Wallingford, a television journalist whose hand is lost after a lion eats it. After receiving a donor hand by the recently deceased Mr. Clausen, Clausen's wife pines for a baby with Wallingford. What follows is an awkward, fantastical love story, peppered with chapters on Wallingford's womanizing misadventures. Though it may not be Irving at his best, it is Irving nonetheless, which is all the incentive needed to read "The Fourth Hand."

4. "Dogwalker" by Arthur Bradford — Apartments are visited by men with faces like cats and littered with deformed puppies. A yellow slug "the size of a large loaf of bread" that middle-aged losers find in a glove compartment and try to sell for quick cash. Haircuts at "The Texas School for the Blind" that end with the scissors in a student's leg. Bill McQuill, who happens to fall asleep on railroad tracks and ends up in two pieces, one of which can't stop talking. A game that involves carving your initials into an apple held in someone's mouth — with a chainsaw. A story that begins: "No doubt you'll think I'm strange when I tell you I've been making love with my girlfriend's dog. But that is not my most unsettling secret." These are Bradford's stories centered on Man's Best Friend. It is a crisp collection that, despite its weirdness, is amazingly intriguing and wildly entertaining.

5. "The Body Artist" by Don DeLillo — "Artist" is confusing, convoluted and probably won't make a lot of sense to anyone (it didn't to me). It is, however, a wonderfully written novella about death, relationships and love as told through Lauren Hartke, who lives in a secluded beach house after the death of her husband and discovers a mysterious stranger living with her. At times, the story reads like one giant metaphor, but it doesn't detract from the beauty of DeLillo's prose, as powerful as ever and beautiful enough to prompt reading out loud.

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