Dart...
A "there-should-be-more-brothers-like-you" pat to the guy waiting outside of D-hall to have dinner with his little sister Monday night.

From a sophomore that wishes her older brother could do the same thing.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-being-a-jerk" dart to the guy who threw chicken at us and caused us to get arrested on Saturday night.

From an angry sophomore who had a hard time explaining the situation to policeman

Dart...
A "thanks-for-the-reminder" dart to the Hoover vacuum who left my upper body bruised from a long night at his place.

From a junior girl who will be wearing turtlenecks to class for the next two weeks.

Pat...
A "you’re-too-cool-for-school" pat to the "badass" who gave himself a pat in the last issue of The Breeze.

From a sophomore who had to read it twice just to make sure that he was reading it correctly.

Dart..
A "way-to-have-no-heart" dart to my wealthy neighbor who said that having a handicapped child would be a terrible thing because they cost too much money and are no fun.

From your senior neighbor who is shocked and appalled that you would say such a thing.

Dart...
A "you-are-so-disgusting" dart to the guy in my GAMST class who kept sticking his hands down his pants to adjust himself.

From a shocked classmate who still can’t believe you would have the audacity to do that. Next time excuse yourself from class or I will call you out and throw hand sanitizer at you.