Pat...
A "thanks for letting us have fun by taking away your fun" pat to the couple who couldn't get romantic in the UREC spa or sauna.

From four junior guys who loved watching you both move back and forth between the two and following you wherever you went.

Dart...
A "budget-cuts-can-kiss-my-butt" dart to Library Services for having every single one of its copiers break down without giving students other copying options.

From an annoyed senior who has had to spend several nights in the stacks hand-writing pages out of books as a result of yet another example of this university's cheapness.

Pat...
A "you-made-our-night" pat to the police officer who cited us for off-roading in the commuter lot, but treated the situation lightly and with understanding — joking around with us during the process.

From two guys who appreciated that you realized we were just being idiots and were bored, but not really trying to cause any trouble.

Dart...
A "grow-up-immature-brats" dart to the individuals who insisted on throwing waffle mix onto the windows and exterior walls of D-hall.

From a diner who does not appreciate your disrespect of his school, and hopes that you will be adults and volunteer to clean it up.

Pat...
A "you saved us when we were cold" pat to the pizza delivery guy who picked us up on the side of the road and drove us where we wanted to go.

From the three cold and poor sophomore girls who couldn't find a ride on a cold, wintery Friday night.

Dart...
A "get-a-life" dart to the two "classy" girls who so eloquently bashed a fun accessory and made themselves look like bitter, ugly, ignorant fools.

From two real classy sorority girls who love wearing bows and have been on the dean's list for three semesters.