Pat...
A "you girls look good no matter what you are or aren't wearing" pat to the sorority girls involved in the bow in hair debate.

From a guy who's glad he's not involved in this overexaggerated drama.

Dart...
A "way to ruin my Valentine's Day present" dart to the inconsiderate person who ate part of the giant cookie being frozen in my dorm's kitchen for my boyfriend.

From an irate junior who wanted nothing more than to surprise her boyfriend with a sweet treat.

Pat...
A "you kicked my butt" pat to the group fitness instructors at UREC for giving me a good workout every time.

From a UREC goer who is thankful for the dedication and excitement you have toward helping us keep healthy bodies.

Dart...
An "I should call the Animal Protection Agency" dart to the girl who stands in the doorway of her townhouse while her dog pees right outside the door instead of taking it for a walk.

From a quiet observer feels for your poor little brown mutt.

Pat...
A "special thank you" pat to a UREC participant who saw me choking behind the welcome center, ran to the vending machine and got me a water on his FLEX.

From an employee who really appreciates your unselfishness and now always keeps water at the desk.

Dart...
A "the left one's the brake" dart to the jerk who decided to run the stop sign, speed up and swerve around us on the ISAT bridge.

From four girls who don't appreciate almost being run over because you decide to overcompensate for other lacking areas.