Pat...
An "I-can-breathe-for-the-first-time" pat to the two guys belting out Kelly Clarkson at a red light.

From two out-of-shape girls "exercising" while eating gelato who appreciate the ab workout from laughing so hard.

Dart...
A "get-a-sense-of-humor" dart to whoever was "embarrassed" by the Potty Mouth blurb, "Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool."

From a female JMU community member who thinks it’s about time men take part in birth control to reduce unwanted — or unneeded — abortions.

Dart...
An "I-should-have-called-the-cops-on-you" dart to the peeping Tom who was creeping around my apartment building Saturday night.

From a disgusted senior who thought people had more dignity at this school than to be so perverted.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-the-$3" pat to the anonymous student at the Festival who paid for my lunch since I didn’t have enough FLEX and no cash.

From an embarassed faculty member who hopes she can repay your random act of kindness.

Dart..
A "clean-your-cage" dart to our roommate, whose heaping piles of stained and pungent boxers must constitute a health code violation in our bathroom.

From your three roommates who thought they were living in a house, not a hamster cage.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-sharing-the-sidewalk" dart to the girl in the puffy pink jacket who thought walking with her friends was more important than letting someone who was going the other way get by.

From a disgruntled senior who doesn’t like being forced to step into oncoming traffic.