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A "give-me-a-break" dart to UPB for not allowing my friend and I to go to the movie on Friday night because the ticket booth closed at 7:10 p.m. even though the movie theater was not full and the movie hadn’t started.

From a very disappointed senior who concluded that being 10 minutes late for a movie that hadn’t started was not very cool.

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A "where’s-our-tuition-going?" dart to whoever is in charge of the clocks around campus. Can JMU not afford to make them all say the same time?

From an annoyed student who is always "late" to class because teachers don’t know what time it is.

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A "didn’t-your-father-tell-you-not-to-hit-girls" dart to the drunk man who punched our favorite cashier when she asked him to leave.

From a bunch of guys who were proud of her for drenching you in your own beer and who think you are pretty lucky you ran out so fast.

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A "next-time-take-off-your-gloves" dart to parking authorities for leaving me a $100 ticket because they typed in the wrong numbers.

From an angry employee who doesn’t think JMU should pay for the new $13 million dollar parking deck that way.

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An "are-we-in-third-grade?" dart to D-hall for not allowing students to serve their own chicken nuggets and grilled cheese.

From a junior who thought that D-hall’s motto was "All That You Care to Eat," but did not feel that you lived up to your slogan.

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A "welcome-to-the-slumber-party" dart to all the people at JMU who roll out of bed and come into class wearing pajamas or sweats.

From a junior whose mother always told her that class is like a job — dress appropriately for it.