"Lock her in a room with Jessica Simpson."
Maryn Soroka
junior, IDLS

"I’d make her work in one of those factories and have to make all of the products by hand in mass quantities."
Brian Harvey
sophomore, English

"Only allow her to cook with frozen food and force her to eat Spaghetti O’s out of the can."
Karen Stanton
junior, English

"Make her live in the slums of Peru and eat cornmeal for the rest of her life.""
Kiri Thompson
freshman, art