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An "I-didn’t-realize-I-was-being-assessed-on-my-wardrobe" dart to the girl who is annoyed by seeing JMU students dressed in pajamas and sweats in classes.

From a sweats-clad sophomore girl who thinks that if you have a problem with the chosen ensemble of JMU students, you should take a hike in your heels.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-making-our-Valentine’s-Day-filled-with-love" pat to all of the JMU clubs who made valentines for every one of our 450 residents.

From The Volunteer Office at Sunnyside and the Sunnyside Residents.

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A "sorry-that-I-do-my-job-it’s-not-personal" dart to all the people who feel the need to write darts because they get parking tickets.

From an underpaid and underappreciated parking officer who will continue to wear gloves when it’s 20 degrees outside.

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A "you-are-so-ironic-and-moronic" dart to all the people who wear the LIVESTRONG and breast cancer bracelets and yet still continue to smoke.

From a non-smoking supporter of cancer awareness who thinks your cigarette money would be better spent on medical research to cure the cancer you’re causing yourself and others around you.

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A "thanks-for-being-so-understanding" dart to the anal UREC instructor who wouldn’t let a 20-second late person into her yoga class.

From a frustrated junior who understands "there’s nothing UREC can do about traffic" since there’s nothing she could have done, either.

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A "next-time-I’ll-hold-the-bacon" pat to the guy who came into Lakeside dressed in a blow-up pig costume and complained that a patron who had bacon on his sandwich was "eating his family."

From a girl who has been given a newfound reason to respect pigs.