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Monday, February 7, 2005

General Assembly’s underwear law deserves to be ‘depantsed’
House Editorial

We’ve hit rock bottom. Or, at least, our delegates have. In the midst of the 2005 legislative free-for-all, Virginia lawmakers have sunk further than the low-rise pants one legislator intends to ban.

American fable teaches valuable lesson
Breeze Perspectives

Late one night, Freedom burst through the front door in tears. America jumped off the couch to console her and asked what happened. "It’s terrible!" Freedom cried. "I was walking home when Terrorism crept up on me. He threw me to the ground and tried to rape me!"

New scientific discoveries inspire awe in outer space

To Talk of many Things

The recent discovery of large clusters of black holes orbiting the Milky Way galaxy is one that should provoke substantial awe about the magnificent forces underlying our universe. The Chandra X-Ray Observatory,

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- General Assembly’s underwear law deserves to be ‘depantsed’
- American fable teaches valuable lesson
- New scientific discoveries inspire awe in outer space
- Darts & Pats