Pat...
A "you-rock-my-world" pat to the awesome guy who caught me from wiping out when I slipped on the icy sidewalk by the tennis courts.

From a grateful junior girl who already was having a really bad week and was glad to be spared the embarrassment of falling on her face.

Dart...
A "bows stopped being cute at age 6" dart to all the dumb sorority girls who think it's trendy to wear bows in their hair at age 20.

From two classy girls who stopped wearing bows in their hair over a decade ago.

Pat...
A "thanks for being the only one to answer his phone" pat to my roommate who was awake having a pillow talk session with his girlfriend at 5 a.m. when I was calling from jail needing to be bailed out.

From a roommate who was scared to be where he was and is pleased that you were still awake.

Dart...
A "you're a despicable excuse for a human being" dart to the girl who showed up at someone else's boyfriend's house in the middle of the night dressed in lingerie and then stayed to be found by his girlfriend the following morning.

From someone who hopes you find a less pathetic way to get a man.

Pat...
A "way-to stand-up-for-yourself" pat to the girl who, although she ended up getting dumped, still spoke her mind to her sleazebag boyfriend on Wilson Hall's steps.

From an innocent listener who overheard the breakup and knows how hard it is to pick up a broken heart.

Dart...
An "expand-your-horizons" dart to the UPB concert committee, which, according to its online poll, thinks that "alt-rock" is the only genre this school listens to.

From an annoyed senior who thinks that after the 311/Alient Ant Farm concert, maybe the board should investigate a different musical genre.