Pat...
An "$85-isn't-that-bad" pat to the smiling library employee who couldn't erase my fines, but lessened the blow with his charming wit.

From a fifth-year senior who now will have to scrape together $85 before he graduates.

Dart...
A "could-you-be-any-louder" dart to JMU construction workers for starting up their jackhammers at 7 a.m. and continuing until 2 p.m. since nobody needed any sleep or a quiet environment to study in this week.

From a tired and stressed out Bluestone resident who hopes this construction won't also be going on during finals week.

Pat...
A "you restored our faith in humanity" pat to the sweet Parking Services guy who erased my ticket in the parking lot behind Wilson Hall as my roommate and I came running from a quick stop at Market One for some spaghetti.

From two sophomore girls who just wanted to grab some to-go food after working out.

Dart...
A "learn how to properly wear the uniform" dart to the ROTC cadets who do not take pride in how they present themselves while in uniform.

From a veteran who is tired of seeing you make a mockery of what many of his friends died wearing.

Pat...
A "thanks for helping me get it done" pat to the late-night deejay on WXJM for playing tunes that got my girl in the mood.

From a smooth senior who still appreciates a little help.

Dart...
A "why do you have to wear other schools' apparel" dart to students always wearing University of Virginia, Virginia Tech and other schools' clothes around campus.

From an angry junior who thinks you need to realize where you go to school and start supporting your own university for a change by wearing some purple and gold.