Dart...
A "thanks for making this a kick ass year for me" pat to the students of Blue Ridge Hall. You guys are the bomb.

Sent in by a member of the housekeeping staff who appreciates you always being clean and taking it easy on her and will be sad to see you go.

Pat...
A "success is how you wear it" pat to the girls who were darted for wearing athletic shorts imprinted with "Dukes" and "JMU."

Sent in by three girls who work out daily and feel that improving your image, including wearing the gear involved, should be respected by onlookers.

Dart...
A "thanks for giving the Quad a butt crack" dart to all the people who keep walking on the brown line keeping the grass from growing back.

From a student sad that the Quad no longer looks better than UVa.'s lawn.

Pat...
A "you are a badass" pat to the peg leg chihuahua that braved the Quad Friday even though his little broken leg was bound in a hot pink cast.

Sent in by some residents of a Quad dorm whose day was brightened by your determined puppy pirate presence.

Dart...
A "didn't you get the memo that it is still winter?" dart to all the girls who were half naked the minute it got above 60 degrees last week.

Sent in by five students who have looked at their calendar and want to also remind you that it's not past Easter so save us and please lay off the white.

Pat...
A "hurry up and transfer" dart to the three girls walking in front of me on the commons who stated to each other that genocide would be fine with them to cut down on the crowded Friday afternoon campus.

Sent in by a sophomore who can't believe you'd say something so messed up and laugh at the irony as one of you almost fell down the steps in front of D hall.