Pat...
A "send-it-my-way" pat to the titillating chicks playing strip Frisbee out on the Quad at 2 a.m. during midterm week.

From a hard-working student who is now refreshed, invigorated and ready to learn.

Dart...
A "do-you-think-you-are-Mr.-Technology?" dart to the guy who walks around D-hall with his super-high-tech earpiece phone as if he’s actually talking to someone.

From two junior dudes who see you unnecessarily attracting attention to yourself every Thursday and think you should get real.

Pat...
A "way-to-show-JMU-pride" pat to the awesome Student Ambassadors who know how to make JMU students feel loved in any part of the country.

From two JMU girls who enjoyed your note on their windshield in Charleston, S.C.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-nothing" dart to JMU Spring Break for making us go a whole week without The Breeze.

From an alumni who has nothing better to do at work but read Darts & Pats and was forced to actually do work this week.

Pat...
An "I would like to have you over for dinner" pat to the cute trombone player who practices on the Quad.

From someone who really enjoys the arts and thinks that if you have time to lay around the Quad, you should try being a music major.

Dart...
An "I hope your Spring Break ruled because you ruined mine" dart to the person who stole my wallet at the library.

From a senior who spent most of his time off at the Department of Motor Vehicles and on the phone with credit card companies, instead of enjoying his last Spring Break of college.