Pat...
A "you-know-how-to-have-a-good-time" pat to the guy who came into Sheetz, told everyone he was "blitzed" and proceeded to yell "No batta!" as the clerk announced order numbers.

From two juniors who wish they went to the same party as you that night.

Dart...
A "don’t-pretend-you-like-me" dart to the bus driver who asked me to go out with him then didn’t remember my name the next time he saw me.

From a passenger who knows the difference in how each bus driver performs.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-saving-me-$50" pat to the good Samaritan who dropped a quarter into my expired meter.

From a happy girl who wishes to someday return the favor.

Dart...
A "what-happened-to-miss-independent" dart to my roommate’s girlfriend for keeping me up all night by calling every 10 minutes until 3:30 a.m. to see if her boyfriend had gotten back.

From a sleep-deprived senior who wishes you’d live a little instead of depending on him for all your fun..

Dart..
An "I’m-not-sorry-at-all" dart to the couple who stormed out of the men’s room after I ruined their magic moment on Saturday night.

From a disgruntled senior who just had to use the bathroom.